

Laneia: sugar wafers are southern grandpa cookies Riese: i think those are punishment cookiesĪlaina: co-signing rachel’s distaste of sugar wafers Rachel: Unsolicited opinion: these cookies are bullshit Rachel: swedish fish oreos are far from the light of heaven Laneia: totally forgot about that fuckshit Laneia: omg riese add that to my screed please You might as well just put on a sheet mask and watch a Tori Spelling Christmas special.Īgain - we’ll get to the whole OREO Family later, but these deserved a special mention for AUDACITY. Just treat yourself to an Oreo.Įven though Original Recipe Oreos themselves and all varieties therein appear later in this list, I needed to take a special time out to warn you against purchasing these cookies. I’m perpetually confused regarding the fact that it’s not 2003 anymore and yet, Snackwell’s still exists. Listen. The opinions of my workmates are also included in chat format. So if you want to know why those aren’t on this list, you’ll have to Laneia. Specifically, she was very concerned when I suggested the inclusion of several types of cookies that she identified as “pies.” For example: Moon Pies, Oatmeal Creme Pies. Before we get into this, I would like to say that aforementioned Laneia had a LOT of opinions about this list I was making. On another note, there is a whole range of cookie items also known as “sandwiches.” How about that? That’s what we’re ranking today. Still though: we really do love sandwiches. Hello and welcome to National Sandwich Day, Executive Editor Laneia’s favorite holiday. This year we’re taking an avant-garde approach to the holiday, because in 2013, Laneia published a recipe for Apple Damn Sandwiches and thus our Sandwich Beat peak had been reached, and our work here was done.

^ a b c Piore, Adam (September 16, 1994)."Food and games at the supermarket show". Retrieved 11 March 2019 – via Internet Archive. Sunshine is a subsidiary of American Brands Inc., and its best known munchies include Hydrox, Chip-A-Roos, Vienna Fingers, Cheez-It, Hi-Ho and Wheat Wafers. Following the acquisition of the product line by Keebler, a lemon filling version of the cookie was introduced. At the time of Keebler's acquisition, Vienna Fingers brought in $50 million in sales annually. When Keebler purchased Sunshine Biscuits in 1996, it retained the product as part of its line. The company's action was a follow up to a similar Sunshine shipment sent to troops during the 1990–1991 Gulf War and a soldier's scrawled response note on an Oreo box, "Please deploy cookies." In the company's words, "the donation of these cookie favorites will give the troops a taste of home and make their time away from their families a little more pleasant." The Vienna Fingers and Hydrox cookies were brought with the troops to the refugee-filled border area between Rwanda and Zaire. In late August 1994, Sunshine Biscuits donated over 21,000 Vienna Fingers and Hydrox cookies to a contingent of American troops from Fort Eustis Army Base. At the Food Marketing Institute's 1994 Supermarket convention, both low-fat Hydrox cookies and reduced-fat Vienna Fingers were introduced by Sunshine Biscuits.

In January 1985, the product was renamed "Vienna Fingers". In the play, Oscar Madison attempts to distract a depressed Felix Ungar with snack food: "How about vanilla wafers? Or Vienna fingers? I got everything." The popularity of the Vienna Fingers cookies was memorialized by American playwright and screenwriter Neil Simon in his 1965 play The Odd Couple, which was adapted into a 1968 comedy film. The cookies first were marketed by Sunshine Biscuits in 1915 and trademarked as "Vienna Fingers Sandwich" in November 1947. Vienna Fingers were one of the products originally sold by Sunshine Biscuits. They come in a red and yellow accented rectangular package with the words "Vienna Fingers" in white lettering. Akin to an Oreo, the surface is textured and embossed with the product name, but Vienna Fingers have a round-ended 'finger' shape. They consist of a sandwich of vanilla flavored outer crust filled with vanilla cream flavored filling. Vienna Fingers is an American brand of cookie made by the Keebler Company, a division of Ferrero SpA.
